Shitbag - the sweet smell of revenge

   
 

AUTHENTIC SHIT

 

 from the arse of an animal in the county.

Low fat
High fibre
May contain nuts
No preservatives,

  flavourings, colourings,

  emulsifiers or surfactants
Gluten free
No added sugar
No artificial sweeteners
Original aroma
May contain nuts
Not fit for human

  consumption

 

SHIT BOXES

 

Executive six pat

shit sandwich

brown paper shitbag

 

FAKE SHIT

 

dog turd

 

DESK WEIGHTS

 

golden splat

golden turd

 

 

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Click here to view our congratulations card insert.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Personalized Shitbagging

 

We're offering you a choice of gift items with which you can shitbag the target of your disaffection.

 

Depending on seasonal availability, we use an exclusive mix of draught horse, wagyu beef and chicken shit - from Australian and overseas sources -  gift wrapped in hermetically-sealed plastic bags.

 

Our attractive shit box selection comes in the following formats

 

 

The executive six-pat

 

 

 

Gift-wrapped, hermetically-sealed shit sandwich

 

 

 

Brown paper shitbag

 

The executive dog turd

 

 

The Gold Splat desk weight

 

 

 

The Gold Turd desk weight

 

 

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