Welcome to Shitbaggers Anonymous
have a tenant who won't pay the rent and you can't
on the receiving end of exceptionally bad service - in a shop, by a
mistreated by someone who's mean and vindictive
Shitbag a politician
We'll publish a list of which politicians have
received the most shitbag awards.
Best of all we'll do it with good
They'll get an attractive
certificate that lets them and everyone else know that they've
Some people will wear it as a badge of honour,
frame it and hang it on tie wall. Like, if you haven't been
shitbagged there must be something wrong with you.
With a bit of luck being
shitbagged will become a status symbol, Everyone will want a
certificate to hang in their office. It's just when they get
dozens of them that they'll get worried. Don't worry, we've got
a special discount for bulk orders, we'll send them out,
electronically or by mail, day after day until your order is
satisfied. This will really piss people off.
Fan clubs will be established. It
could become a secret society to rival the masons, the
Catholic Church or any of the branches of Islam. In a fit of
reverse snobbery, we've known people to send them to themselves,
just to get
one on their wall and impress their friends. Even nice people will want other people to
know that they're not as pure as the driven snow.
In fact if you enjoy a good laugh at your own
expense (at a substantial discount), get the full set and
install them in the pool room. Or hand them out at random at the
staff Christmas party. People will piss themselves laughing.
How good's that?
You're upset right? Really pissed off - in fact
mightily shat off. And you're looking for a way to get your own back -
without the target of your disaffection knowing?
Well here's sweet revenge.
For a modest consideration we'll shitbag your
target by sending them
an excremental, gift wrapped shit box or
a certificate - electronically
or by mail.
Your anonymity is protected, guaranteed, absolutely by our
encryption software. No one will ever know who was the instigator of
'the gift that keeps on giving' that we send on your behalf - unless you tell
Using this service you can shitbag
In fact, if it makes you feel
better we'll shit bag anyone and everyone on your shitbag list.
In a fit of reverse snobbery you
can even send yourself a gift box for your office side-board, the golden turd paper weight or
a certificate to frame and hang on your
Select your weapon
Shitbag gift box