Shitbag - the sweet smell of revenge

  ORDER FORM  
   

Wait for it, we're still waiting for those arseholes at our bank to authorize our account.

 

 

 

PERSONALITY SHIT

We're offering you a choice of shit, depending on the personality of your target client.

▪ bullshit

▪ horse shit

▪ chicken shit

 

Purchase one of our attractive shit box es.

 

 

the executive six-pat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That one didn't taste too good.

GIFT BOX

 

1. Executive Six Pat

 

-  bullshit

 

-  horse shit

 

-  chicken shit

 

OR mixed

 

2.  Long turd

 

3.  Dog turd

 

4.  Gold turd

 

5.  Golden turd desk weight

 

CERTIFICATES

 

1.  First Class Turd

 

2.  Gold Turd

 

3.  Fat turd

 

4.  Dead Shit

 

5.  Complete arsehole

 

5.  Bullshit Award

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

Click here to view our congratulations card insert.

 

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